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red all over
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
Oh my! C’n’P in the news part three: We* made Jimmy Draper’s Bay Guardian top 10 list! Proud to be in such good company as number 5, “Gwen Stefani,” number 9, “Preteen girl mimicking Kelis, Mean Girls” and number 10, “a campy, goth-country group named after a Golden Girl.” Gracias, Senor Draper. Also: Tiny, O-Dub, […]
queens not bitches
Cowboyz 'n' Poodles
Last night. I rapped some of his lyrics because I like the way they make my lips smack together. “Y’all fakin the fizzle. I’m cakin for shizzle. Fuck a sizzler steak. My steak stay sizzled.” I didn’t rap the parts about bitches or brain. I rapped those parts ’cause they were sharp. But smarts aren’t […]