Urban Honking

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Hello! Well the semester has begun and it is truly a wild ride this time around, let me tell you! Here is why: – due to how various sabbaticals and parental leaves have played out, this semester I am the ONLY member of my area in residence. This means everyone comes to me with questions […]

I’ve been going to my new 80s gym every day and it’s great. I just really get into the scene there; the other day I watched an entire episode of Judge Judy whilst on the elliptical. I haven’t seen Judge Judy since college. She’s so mean!! Her celebrity is based solely on how much we, […]

What’s up bros???????? A lot has been going on, but as usual most of it is too boring to bother telling anybody about. I don’t find it boring but I recognize that it mostly is boring to others. For example: I got a book contract FINALLY!! But when I tell people and then they ask […]

The other day I had a couple of hours to kill while waiting for my old man to go to a doctor’s appointment, so I went to the fancier co-op in the other town we were in. I love to go in there and wander around because it’s so much bigger than our co-op and […]

Boy oh boy oh boy A lot just happened! Well not really. Anyway, it’s summertime and we are doing some pretty epic yard chores, and that’s been interesting. I think I have told you before about this Japanese knotweed situation out here in good ol’ New England? It’s a noxious invasive weed that looks like […]

Guess what we did yesterday? WENT CD SHOPPING Let me back up On lazy days we like to tinker with our house. Moving furniture around, finally going to the hardware store for the right kind of screw to put up the cool light switch cover my mom sent us from Mexico, this sort of thing. […]

I have finished the Shelley biography that Jamie gave me for my birthday and which you probably believed I would never finish forgive me it was riveting so long and so stressful I DID IT. This book is 733 pages long and I didn’t think I would actually finish it until the second to last […]

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Getting excited for my summer. Oh boy oh boy it’s only three weeks away! I’ve been asked to do some stupid shit I don’t want to do over the summer but even so I will still have a million miles of freedom before me. FREEDOMMMM I can not wait to read this stack of books […]