What Bad Karma Will Get You

There's been a spider in our work urinal for the past few days. There's nothing like it, really nothing like it. He brings a sense of danger to the experience of urination. And he provides a goal for you, a target.

I've peed on him a few times, flushed him a couple. He curls up into his little spiderball of self-defense, and swirls down the drain with everything else. But the next time you head down there, he's back, chilling out like nothing's nothing. How he got there or why he stays, I'll never know. But he's not giving up his spot for anything.