The browser on the computer

The browser on the computer in the internet cafe stores what you type in fields, for auto-completion. When I started a subject line on an email with the word "You", I was surprised to see "you are... nothing but a dream... i hope i never wake up. <3". I was writing to Steve, so that subject line would be accurate, but still. I hope I never wake up, Steve.

Other choice auto-completes include:

• italian men wear tight pants
• Whatever, I'm totally cuter than Sandra Bullock
• i sat next to a really stinky person on the bus- yuck!!!!
• VIBRATION. some real penetration .....