Parking disruption theater.

Ryan and I have taken to parking his car in as obnoxious a way as possible -- at an angle, across multiple spots, in front of the office door, in other people's customary spots. I'm intrigued by how antisocial this behavior is considered to be. My job is located in a part of the world where there are more parking spots than people, by far. Our "office park" has a huge excess of parking. Nevertheless, "funny parking," as I call it, is considered an offense that only the mentally retarded or criminally incompetent might commit.

C'mon, everybody, let's funny park!