Are we living in the Middle Ages here?
I just went into the bathroom to take a much-deserved dump and there's a BIG WET RAT IN THE TOILET. Does this happen? I don't know how to process it. I called my housemates in, we're looking over the rim at this rat, and it gets startled and vanishes, scurries right back into the water, down the pipe. Okay, now what?!
I am not pooping in there. I could get BIT IN THE ASS by a SEWER RAT!!!
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