September 2003 Archives
I've run into my fair share of Berezins out there on the net. There's a seller of stereophotography equipment, there's an NHL hockey player... But the worst Berezin is Josh Berezin, who wrote a book about how he got into Yale. Like we're all impressed. He even sold the movie option to it! How interesting a story can it be? I got into Stanford, am I crowing all over the place about it?
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0786883022/
... "63 used & new from $0.46"
This article has all these quotes from musicians about why you shouldn't steal music. The funniest one is this:
Art Alexakis, lead singer of Everclear: "I think the fact that they are stealing recorded music is something that we have to stop. It's taking money out of my kid's mouth. That's the way I look at it. It's wrong. It's inherently wrong. It's stealing."
Oh my god! Get that money out of that kid's mouth! He's going to choke!
I just went into the bathroom to take a much-deserved dump and there's a BIG WET RAT IN THE TOILET. Does this happen? I don't know how to process it. I called my housemates in, we're looking over the rim at this rat, and it gets startled and vanishes, scurries right back into the water, down the pipe. Okay, now what?!
I am not pooping in there. I could get BIT IN THE ASS by a SEWER RAT!!!