September 2002 Archives

All you Multnomah County Library junkies, I present a gift. They are bookmarklets for searching the library's new HTML-based card catalog. Select something in your browser, click on the appropriate bookmarklet, and it searches the catalog. It's easy and fun!

I picked up the load last week from the CSA my household belongs to, and it included an item identified simply as "Melon." I finally got the motivation to cut the bugger open (I don't like melon much, but I was hungry) and it turned out to be watermelon, but yellow. It tastes like watermelon, but it is yellow. I just want to register my support for things like this. Blue potatoes. Purple tomatoes. Miniature bananas.

Oh my god: "The world record for watermelon seed-spitting is 66'11", held by Jack Dietz of Chicago."

I figured it out. Fox & UPN switched channels. UPN became 49 and Fox became 12. I don't know when this happened. I don't know why it happened. But it did. I am looking into it.

ok, i was confused when mike tuned in channel twelve and american idol was
on. but i didn't stress about it, i was hanging out with friends, not
watching tv. it would work itself out. the replay tv would tape it. it's
all good.

IT IS FOX'S HIT SHOW OF THE SUMMER. THEIR WEB SITE IS IDOLONFOX.MSN.COM for FUCKS SAKE

it was on chnl 12 tonight. what's that. abc? no that's koin. 12...UPN. that's upn, i think.

WHY THE FUCK IS IT ON UPN.

the web site says "FINAL SHOW TUESDAY & WEDNESDAY ON FOX MOTHER FUCKING FOX!!!!!!"

so of course it didn't tape. it may as well have been on a martian tv station. you don't look for shows on the WRONG FUCKING STATION!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!