Comments on: the best time i lived across the street from the emergency room

By: Mary R.

Mary R. — Tue, 22 May 2012 03:00:47 +0000

The pictures in this post made my girlfriend cry. She is a wiener, but in her defense, I feel like she’s a little bit of a “Gary.” It’s kind of a laugh-cry. We both agree with the description of “shark bite.”

By: megan

megan — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 15:36:56 +0000

HOLY COW!

This is what happened last night: I started reading this post at Matt’s computer with the bedroom comforter wrapped around my shoulders and immediately became engrossed/horrified. Matt kept yelling from the bedroom, “I want to go to sleep but I’m coooooold” and I just ignored him because I could not believe what I was reading and I wanted to get to the pictures!
A truly incredible story/wound.

By: Yours Truly

Yours Truly — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 18:42:02 +0000

whoa!!! it looks like a centipede!! maybe you could say you fell through a coffee table onto a centipede that was on fire…?

By: 4242

4242 — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 18:26:52 +0000

I suffered nearly the same exact injury 14 years ago after falling through a glass coffee table which was apparently not a load-bearing glass coffee table. Mine was more on the underside of the arm than yours and they didn’t give me a cast but the wound looked just like yours. I just took a picture of the scar so you might have some idea what you’re in for in that department:

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/24/2011071118045834.jpg/

I think they did a bad job removing the stitches which made my scar worse but whatever, it’s a badass scar. People are afraid to ask me about it because they think maybe I tried to kill myself. It’s just as well because “I fell through a coffee table” is such a bad story. It’s certainly no “I was cleaning a bowl.”

By: Steve

Steve — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:40:30 +0000

Pretty glad you didn’t die at the hands of a noodle bowl.

By: kerry

kerry — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:10:12 +0000

p.s. livestrong dude and do your PT!!

By: kerry

kerry — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:09:31 +0000

OMFGGGG HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?? It’s so fucking deep it’s like staring into an abyss of mauled flesh!!! Did you like spaz your hand like I tend to do when I drop stuff and jam it up against the shard?? Oh my god this could have been meeeee

By: kim

kim — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 19:33:48 +0000

!!!!
I’m relieved to hear that you seem okay, and that you ran as fast as possible to an emergency room!!! Wow!!!

That wound is something else. You can see the fatty tissue! Wish I could help in some way other than exclamatory statements. Take care, little dude!

By: Jessica H.

Jessica H. — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:23:09 +0000

THAT’S FUCKING UNREAL. HOW DID IT GO SO DEEP?!
I am so glad you are ok, and also that you are going to live to tell this great story. My only stab wound happened when I was 18 and a little drunk and I was playing a prank on the roommate that lived in the living room that my other roommate and I did not like (he was into musical theatre, “devil went down to georgia” and worked at dennys, once walked in on him pleasuring himself while watching battlestar gallactica)–I fell off the ladder I was using to glue his cigarettes to the ceiling. Stabbed myself in the top of the butt, could have been worse, did not need stitches.

I mean, purely FYI.

I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE ESSENTIALLY FINE.

By: Matthew

Matthew — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 17:12:54 +0000

COOL CUT