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AC Dickson eBay PowerBuyer
by acdickson

As my followers know, I'm a mean lean selling machines when it comes to eBay but my dirty little secret is I don't buy much. I tend to have more possessions than I want or need, and when I do need something it tends to be an immediate need, so save for cheap printer ink or a digital camera battery I lay off the eBay purchases.

But I am currently the high bidder on an auction I'd like to tell you about. For one dollar I have the high bid on a woman's offer to wear a giant human sized casino chip and walk around any destination I fly her to or Oklahoma City or Wichita Falls if I can't afford to pay for her travel. So I'm figuring she'll be walking around Oklahoma City for 3 days, 12 hours a day she promises, wearing a human casino chip that says... what? AC Dickson? Urbanhonking.com/powerseller? I want to fight the Flaming Lips?

It appears I got auction fever and put my hard cold cash up before really thinking this through. So, I'd ask that you all give me some suggestions. What could I have her put on her casino chip costume? And what's more, she says she'll even make a different costume more appropriate to my business. Hmm. Ideas?

I'm also very open to the idea of being outbid. Surely someone out there could use the obvious promotional value of a mother of 3 walking the streets of Wichita Falls with your message or business on her costume. Not to get all sob story on you, but as this article about her explains, she's hoping the winnings will offset the costs of adopting a new son. Now, I'm not up on the current price of child care, but I don't think AC's four quarters are going to go very far.

You got to love it. A chance to promte the bejesus out of your company and help a young boy find a better place in the world. Aint' eBay grand?


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Comments

I think "Betting is For Fools, UrbanHonking.com" has a nice ring to it.

:)

Posted by: Mikey at April 15, 2005 7:07 PM