I throwed out my back yesterday while trying to help unload a love-seat from a minivan. This seems to happen at least once a year but not ever this bad. Even walking is excruciating. I seriously considered calling Tri-Met to pick me up in the "little bus".

DANG!

Sorry it's back pain season again, mr Lunn. Maybe you could ask your Brazilian gardener to help you work out the knots. . .I heard he gives a swedish lambada if you know what I mean.

Jorge Lombado, mi amigo Nokia

look at how cute you are! come over for dinner and i'll have mary put some pain killers in yo dinner.

you are pathetic! I know what your back pain smells like, it smells like sponged damp pussy juice............................... haha? heh?

ewww. gross.

i want to smell your back