Despair never had it so good

Dear Kassys,

(ahem). I love you! I adore you! You’re the best thing I’ve seen yet, and during this festival, that is saying a lot. So I’m going to gush a bit. You’re adorable, hilarious, smart! You’re like the thinking person’s survivor, only more real. Why? It is Kommer! It cuts to core of modern life’s cold, absurd, pathetic half attempts at communication, and never stops slicing. And there is a shark. Oh god, I love that shark.

And if I thought the misery was for the stage? Oh Kassys, that is when you twisted the knife even deeper, and I love you for it. Kassys, I love you truly! Do you love me? Kassys? Kassys? Are you Ok? How are you?

“yes.”

By abe

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