http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/ Good Heart/Perfect Heart Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:30:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-678 Sun, 14 May 2006 10:05:40 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-678 Most of the districts in my area have a strict “we don’t accept applications unless we post an opening” policy, so I have put out a total of two (2) applications. Sigh.
Go for This American Life. It would be so awesome!

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-677 Fri, 12 May 2006 11:25:42 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-677 As a matter of fact, Cortney, I just got invited to do a screening interview with N Clack. I’m not sure if I want to communte quite that far, but then turning down an interview seems absolutely crazy. Any inside info you have would be greatly appreciated- Wonderwillow@gmail.com. Thank you!

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-676 Fri, 12 May 2006 08:49:43 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-676 If you are thinking about interviewing with North Clackamas (hey, it’s not so bad) let me know- my parents taught in the district for years and years and my dad did some hr there, and my little sister teaches there now. I can try to get you some insider info.

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-675 Fri, 12 May 2006 06:32:27 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-675 Oh my god Sam, that’s hilarious.
You know you’d walk into welcoming arms in NYC ;-)

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-674 Fri, 12 May 2006 02:24:07 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-674 being unemployed is crappy…. i’ve been there (i still am technically- an artists residency isnt employment!)… and if it takes a change of scene for a year or so to cheer u up and make u feel as though your life is moving… i’d say do it… internship or not…

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-673 Thu, 11 May 2006 20:30:49 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-673 OMG.
All I can say is that at least I’ve never been with a man whose robotic penis shoots lightning. At least I’ve never had to deal with THAT.

]]> http://urbanhonking.com/perfect/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-672 Thu, 11 May 2006 20:24:21 +0000 http://urbanhonking.com/perfectheart/2006/05/11/and_its_name_is_i_love_you/#comment-672 So here is a “kids say the darndest things” story for ya…My friend was babysitting these kids and the only way she could get them to do anything was to let them play robot and she would program them to clear the table, go to bed etc. so as a fun game she let them wrap a body part in tin foil, for a robotic part i.e. arm or something… the little boy (7 years old) wrapped the foil around his waist.
“What part is robotic?” my friend asked.
“My penis” He replied “it shoots lightning.”
“I hope that lightning never hits me” my friend mumbled as she turned away.
Awkward.
Sam

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