Monthly Archives: November 2005

I would love to take this moment to write a clever, witty post about my workout tonight at the college weight room. How I checked out a tiny towel, how I read an US magazine on the elliptical machine-cover to … Continue reading →

Hi. As you can tell, we are experiencing some changes here at Perfect Heart. As they say at the Lloyd Center Mall, “Please excuse our mess as we renovate!” (I don’t know if they really say this. But their renovations … Continue reading →

SPOILER ALERT!!!! IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN SHOP GIRL, SKIP DOWN A LITTLE BIT. OK. COOL. ACTUALLY, NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THERE IS NOT MUCH TO SPOIL IN THIS ENTRY. YOU CAN READ IT THROUGH IF YOU WANT, … Continue reading →

Remember that part in The Graduate, when Mrs. Robinson is tricking/beginning to seduce Ben? And he keeps calling her out on it, and she denies it, and then he gets all embarassed? And it is so unbearably uncomfortable? And then … Continue reading →

All of my students were ridiculously amped up on sugar today, in addition to being completely sleep-deprived. It’s like the 1st Grade hangover. Go go Halloween! Every kid had some frantic, endless story to tell me about trick-or-treating. But the … Continue reading →