Sounds of the Fourth

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It is Monday, July 4th, 2005. The time is 1:36pm. I have spent the last two hours lying in the grass beside my house. Here is a list if the sounds my neighborhood makes on Independence Day:
*R&B music. From every car that drives by. Also wafting across the street from my neighbor's boombox.
*Squirrel's having a blowout battle in the tree alarmingly close to my lawn chair. Chatter and creaking branches.
*Nuts from said tree falling alarmingly close to me and making a great "tap-tap" sound as they hit the fence and sidewalk.
*Occasional "pre-ejac" bottle rockets and snappy-thing firecrackers.
*Parents hollering at kids.
*Kids hollering at each other.
*Train whistles.
*Fighter jets (maybe from a holiday airshow? I hope??)
*Light traffic on MLK.
*"How you doing?" from the people who walk by.
*"Alright. How are you?" from me.
*"I'm alright!"
*Birds.

3 Comments

hason said:

exactly.

piu piu said:

sounds lovely! i got a blog today if u want to drop by ww

Today (7/5/2005):

1. An 81 year-old man was killed right in front of my house.
2. Two ex-colleagues were shot to death, along with their dog, in the Oregon woods.
3. A promise was broken.
4. A promise was kept.
5. I got a new TV installed.
6. I made sure the cable was still on when I left court.
7. I plead "no-contest" in court.
8. I tried to stop drinking.
9. Brutus and Cassius exposed themselves as dickheads.
10. I could not keep a bite of food down.

And they say it's the alcohol...

Whoa, is me.

-J

Sorry Willow, I know I promised to stay out.

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