Portland Mercury Reviews Games?
Posted by: kmikeym | From: May 5, 2004
Erik Henriksen of the Portland Mercury writes a great review of Ninja Gaiden for XBOX.
Some choice quotes include:
"No, no--fuck YOU, Ninja Gaiden! ... You're the goddamn reason I fucking hate my life."
"One more thing--you're a big fucking tease! Would it kill you to give a little something back every once in a while, or am I the only one who has to work in this relationship?"
"... you make me fight like 50 soldiers, then you make me fight a fucking tank, and then once I beat the tank and I have like no life left, you throw another goddamn tank at me? Then, on the 1000th try, when I finally fucking beat both tanks, and ... you're like 'Oh yeah? Well hows abouts a helicopter?!'"
I loved this review so much I read it aloud. Reminds me of my experience playing Viewtiful Joe, only I have a feeling NG is much harder.
Posted by: J_John at May 8, 2004 12:25 AM