Cereal Killer

I used to casually eat some dry cereal at my desk for breakfast during the week. Now it a necessity that I consume a giant bowl of milk-laden cereal almost as soon as I wake up. Sometimes if I wake up a little early to go to the bathroom, by body gets tricked into thinking it's cereal time already and switches to full-on starving mode. Then I have to lay there convincing myself I can wait another hour or two and to just go back to sleep already. The type of cereal I want is constantly changing, too. Right now there are partially used boxes of Crispix, Cheerios, Cinnamon Life, and Grapenuts on our fridge. These are all cereals I haven't purchased before now in the past 5-15 years. Crispix??

I got to hear the baby's heartbeat again, which is totally thrilling. I'm just looking kinda pudgy these days, not really preggo yet, so I'm understandably excited every time there's a confirmation of a real live baby in there, rather than just too many cookies and cream ice cream cones. We'll go to our first ultrasound on April 14th, where we'll hopefully find out if we're having a little Hurkey Jobson or Lobo Steel. Very exciting.

Okay, I can't get the beef panties from ANTM out of my head. Beef panties! Aside from being repulsive in every possible way, those panties cannot be sanitary. Do you think they got to wear some sort of protective, beef-juice-repelling swimsuit bottoms or something underneath? I'm going to go with yes, if only so I can go through my day without actually shuddering into a million pieces.