Plane tickets are cheap

It's become clear that if anything ever happens to me and J, Zoe will have to take our cats. She's a self-proclaimed "Maxist" and joins the ranks of Mike as people who genuinely love Max. So now the cat has allies on both coasts, should we ever need to send him away for a summer.

The Denver's Next Top Model party is tonight, so we're spending the day preparing. This involves a trip to Super Target, the picking out of awesome outfits, the attachment of fake hair, the arrangement of a runway, the purchasing of a doll head for a trophy, and the signing of some Liz Mail. I wish you lived here so you could come because, oh, this is going to be good.