Embarrassing myself for the web since 2003

As promised, here is our answer to the first Ultimate Blogger 3 challenge. For the first challenge, we were supposed to create a profile of our team and this is what we came up with. Let me tell you that it was hi-larious at midnight as we were putting the finishing touches on it. I, uh, hope it holds up in the daylight. A healthy appreciation of bad television will make it that much more funny for you.

There are some other profiles up now and the rest will continue to go up throughout the day. (So far, we're partial to the fancy blogging machine.) All the contestants vote later today on the first team to be eliminated. Check us out, and if you feel so inclined, say something nice in the comments to counterbalance the first commenter, who dismissed us as a snoozefest. Look, we know it's a reality show and we're not here to make friends (damn, I've always wanted to say that!), but we weren't expecting "boring" right out of the gate.

Anyway, that's how much I love you, internet: I will allow myself to be filmed with a mouthful of hot dogs.