Overheard on the Bus
#1
Tall, chubby kid whose voice hasn't changed; looks maybe 17-years-old: Yeah, I just broke up with my girlfriend, too.
Friend: Who's your girlfriend?
Kid: You know Matt Klowsky? Yeah, his mom.
Friend: His mom?
Kid: Yeah. (pause) I wasted two years of my life on a 42, 43-year-old woman.
#2
Crazy lady: (pointing at someone's rolled up pant leg) I rolled my pants up like that yesterday! Yeah, I hate when they get all wet. But they got all wet anyway, just higher on my leg. (To teenager) You have any kids?
Teenager: No.
Crazy lady: Yeah, I didn't think I'd have any, either.
#3
Bus pulls up to curb where an older couple is waiting, weighed down by several stuffed bags full of groceries.
Bus driver: (opening doors) Ha ha ha! Boy, what if I had just drove off just then! What if I'da just closed the doors and kept going! Ha!
Woman: (scowls, enters bus)
Bus driver: (to husband) Ha ha! I mean, what if I'd have just drove away? What would you have done then, huh? Whoo boy!
Man: (clearly annoyed) I don't think I could have done anything.
Bus driver: Ha ha ha! But you'da been mad.
Ahhh, busdrivers. God love 'em.
Your buses must be a lot quieter than ours out here - there's no way you can even hear yourself think, much less somebody else talk.
I love overheard conversations, especially insane ones. Matt Klowsky's mom! That is hilarious!
We need to start a new internet meme... Matt Klowsky's Mom... come one, everyone is sick of 'I'm in your X Ying your Z', right?
Matt Klowsky's Mom... we heard it here first
Busdriving is probably way near the top of the list of professions hurting for entertainment.
awesome,
I love public transportation!
Poor Matt Klowsky. He's the kid with Slutty Mom.
I don't think this is funny AT ALL.