Brief American Idol Commentary
We can't help it. He's like an awesome combination of Joe Cocker and our friend Aaron. I don't care if he gets the boot because he's destined for great things and I'd almost prefer to see him sing non-American Idol songs. I might actually pay to see him sing non-American Idol songs.
Also okay by me is Chris.
Yes, he's got some Bo Bice rocker action going on, but on the plus side: he's not Bo Bice. Sorry, folks, never a Bo Bice fan. HERE'S A SECRET: I ALWAYS liked Carrie Underwood better. Hah! Anyway, Chris slayed me with some Bon Jovi action and wins a gold star in my book. Even if he sang Sheyrl Crow before. Once I was very jealous of Sheryl Crow for dating Owen Wilson and I may have never gotten over that. Also, I find her a bit annoying.
We'll just call him Wilma Carr. And my 16-year-old self would have totally dug him. Y'know. In a Bobby Brady, Seth Cohen kind of way. J casts him as the dork friend in a movie who has all the good lines.
Elliot takes a nice picture. That psycho-just-crawled-out-of-a-hole-and-killed-someone look really doesn't come across at all in photos. How nice for him!
Kevin...Kevin is basically a four-year-old stretched into adult form. I bet his dad's a scientist and invented a machine that ages you twelve years, yet allows you to retain your lisp and mom-cut bangs and lil Kev snuck into the workshop.
Or Scooter finally figured out how to become a real boy.
And you always need someone around for entertainment value. Someone who sings and shimmies like a semi-retarded drunk lounge singer. Thanks for being a sport, Bobby!
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