Conversation on the subway

Liz: Okay, if I asked you to get me a Slurpee, and you went and the only flavors they had were Coke, Crystal Light, or banana, which would you choose for me? J: Crystal Light. Liz: What? Why? Crystal Light is disgusting in Slurpee form. Banana is the answer! J: Yeah, but it’s fake banana flavor. Liz: But you know me! I love fake banana. I always eat the bananas out of the Runts. J: Sorry. Liz: Crystal Light? That’s just so gross. It’s like a highly condensed slush of NurtaSweet. Blech. J: … Liz: That’s what Willow thought I’d want, too. When we were in Denver I asked for a Slurpee and faced with those choices, she brought me Crystal Light. J: I think it’s because you think: Slurpee = fruit flavored, and Crystal Light’s the most fruity seeming choice from those three. Liz: I guess so. But it’s just such a bad idea for a Slurpee. I can’t believe you’d pass up banana for Crystal Light. J: Look, I didn’t even get you this Slurpee! Liz: I know, I know. But, I mean, would you drink it? J: No! Liz: See! Willow wouldn’t drink any either.