This is probably one of

This is probably one of those things that’s been around for a million years and I’m just hearing about it now, but there is a reason for the saying “better late than never.” Also let it be known that this is a mean trick played on an unsuspecting, goodhearted person. But I have old-fashioned taste in gags, in that I believe it is more funny to see someone scared out of their mind than really frustrated. ANYWAY, I practically peed my pants watching this video.

And I think they FINALLY slipped the drugs into the models’ water to get some drama started on the show. I thought I might have to go this whole season without anyone getting in a bar fight or making out in a hot tub. Getting to see whackadoo Lisa get called a “drunk bitch” and not have a comeback was classic, as was watching her have a conversation at night with a shaggy bush she kept calling “Cousin Itt.”* As in, “We’re the same, Cousin It. Nobody understands us.” Or something to that effect. Also, watching Jayla transform from a big-ear-Norelle to a maniacal, seething lunatic after Nik’s blood was pretty great. I wish I had a screen shot of the uncontrollable, evil grin she gave when Nik ended up in the bottom two. It was the same look the evil child in the movie gives right before she drowns the neighbor boy or kills someone with her mind.

I was going through a bunch of old papers looking for a receipt last night (a lost, lost receipt, representing an expensive item I can no longer return. *weep*), and I ended up sifting through all the cards we got for the engagement, shower, and wedding, and I am absolutely amazed that there isn’t a single repeat card. Not one. There are definitely more than a hundred all told, and I it blows my mind that out of all the friends and relatives, many of them probably shopping in the same areas, not a single one picked up the same card as another person. I guess this counts as some kind of triumph for the card companies.

UPDATE!

Sally is my hero for finding this site, which has this picture of crazy Jayla at elimination:

Life is just so sweet sometimes. Go to the site to catch a glimpse of Cousin Itt*, too.

* Thanks, Ahe!

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