My coworker gave me some

My coworker gave me some generic sudefed for my clogged sinuses and now I am practically bouncing of the walls. My heart seriously feels like it might beat its way out of my chest and hop out the door on its own. This has the adverse effect of making my thoughts race around WAY faster than they can get to my fingers. My brain is approximately seven sentences further along than my fingers. Lskarjfoiwjeroi whew…had to get that out of my system jroejqroijosejfelajfkl Man, that feels good.

My friend Willow has had a tough month. It seems almost like movie cliché that a girl could lose her job and her man within such close proximity to each other, but when it’s happening for real? And the person is your friend? You just hope that other cliché—where she goes on a super adventure and meets the REAL love of her life and—follows shortly. She’s making a trip out east next month and some girlfriends and I will do what we can with margaritas and shit-talking.

I’m off to pick up my wedding dress tonight. I’ve now ordered it so long ago that I can’t remember what it looks like anymore. My brain hangs onto a couple random features (beading, ivory) and then turns it into this ugly monstrosity when I try to recall specifics. To the point where I start freaking out, thinking, “Did I buy this dress?? Is this what it looks like??”

Anyhow, the wedding racket of the day is Dress Places that Strongly Encourage You to Buy Your Dress Ridiculously Early, But Then Require You to Pick It Up Because They Won’t Store it Between the Time It Comes In and the Time it Should Go Out for Alterations: fucking awesome! Lkdjflijijsiodji

I like to celebrate my multi-cultural religiously ambiguous but ultimately rooted in traditions of the eating and gift exchange variety background by doing things like making batches of tiny apricot hamentashen* last night and gearing up for a Peeps and egg dying party on Sunday. Isn’t religion delicious?

* Spell check suggests: lamentation?

Friday ewwwwwwwwww! "Health officials believe it belongs to a woman because of the long, manicured nail."

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