Remember awhile ago when I

Remember awhile ago when I was all excited that there might have been a chance I would meet Zach Braff? Well that didn't so much happen. Except that I believe the gods may have had greater things in mind for me. Greater things that involve, instead, Owen Wilson. Those of you who have bared witness to (or participated in) my slight obsession with him and his clan would have found my attempt to tell my boss who he is very amusing. (Boss: *attempting to stump me* "Did you know he was in Starsky and Hutch?") I read in an interview recently that he can't help but turn around if anyone caw-caws him on the street. FYI, Ahe and Kelly. F.Y.I.

I got this an email offer from Staples today, which I find hilarious.

My favorite part is the asterisk there, which stipulates that cookies will only be given as long as supplies last. Like someone might actually order the printer, and NOT GET THE COOKIES. This is a possibility. Just so you know. Is this an seriously an a attempt to get people to buy a machine for hundreds of dollars with the promise of a tin of cookies? People do know that you can head out to your local store and pick up a tin of crappy cookies for less than a few hundred dollars, right? Mmm, cookies. Must buy printer...

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