Krista decided she could not
Dear Carolyn,
COME ON and pull it together woman! I thought you were getting it together this season, I really did. We didn't have to endure one episode where your necklace hung breezily over your turtleneck sweater. Your make up didn't look like it was applied by an octogenarian cosmetology student and your hair was cut a bit shorter and actually looked like it cost more than 20 bucks at Supercuts to get it trimmed. But Carolyn, sweet Carolyn what were you thinking last night? You were in Lincoln Center for Christ's sake. You didn't have to go overboard like Sandy and wear the
flamenco/bull fighter outfit or wear pink satin like Amy, but for God's sake....BROWN! A ribbed brown polyester shirt and matching skirt? You were in Lincoln Center...on stage...in front of millions. You didn't even have your hair trimmed for the occasion. And really, you should have made them fix the lighting on you. Don't let Trump steal all the spotlights for himself. You could have used a little pink lighting on your cheeks so you didn't look so...so....so dead!
I know you have to be making some moneythese days and haven't you ever heard that lots of designers will actually donate clothes for big events like last night? They will because lots of people comment on what you wear and if you look good, people will write, God that Carolyn looked hot on tv last night, she was wearing Donna Karan
and boy that was lovely. See, good press for you and more sales at her store for Donna Karan, it's a win win situation. But last night Carolyn you lost. You lost your new dressing well points, you lost your glow, and Carolyn worst of all you made me cringe every time they showed you in that damn brown outfit and my neck hurt after awhile.
Next time Carolyn give me a call if you have any questions. Honestly, I'll even go to Saks with you and help you pick something nice. George doesn't have these problems and even Trump for all his gaudy-ass decorating still manages to look halfway decent with his pink ties and pin-stripe suits. So do us all a favor and put a little thought into what you put on your body in the mornings...or when you are going to be on stage at Lincoln center...we will all thank you in the morning.
Love and Kisses,
Krista
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