Category Archives: Opinion

An Entry With No Movies Whatsoever But Rather Some Stuff about Hildegard and my Arm Wound

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Yours Truly

J. Hopper has been completely tearing it/ass up in here, during my amazingly lengthy absence, and I for one salute her and all that she stands for. It is true that I very quite nearly cut off my own arm … Continue reading →

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VISION

Posted on August 16, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

I am almost loathe–quite nearly!–to review this just because I was hoping that dear Regarding (she has been on the mend from nearly severing her arm in a freak dishwashing accident–QUITE NEARLY!) who is a veritable EXPERT on this movies … Continue reading →

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ANEW IN A POST-BRIDESMAIDS WORLD

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

The other day, Matt and I were discussing stoner films we had/hadn’t seen, including Dude, Where’s My Car? and he paused and said “Why hasn’t anyone made “Dude, Where’s My Clit?”. JUDD APATOW YOUR NEXT PROJECT IS WAITING. (Please god, … Continue reading →

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EASTBOUND & DOWN (SEASON 2)

Posted on August 8, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

I was nearly beside myself with delight when I saw this 2-discer had arrived at the video store. Just in time for this trapped in the house too hot summer malaise and trying to watch movies I know I am … Continue reading →

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WHO KNEW AO SCOTT WAS SUCH A FEMINIST?

Posted on August 1, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

AO Scott gets his feminist bona fides on in the NYT: Oddly, being a father, which is, technically, the result of heterosexual you-know-what and therefore, symbolically, proof of manhood, is looked at in movies as a state of emasculation. Becoming … Continue reading →

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In Brief:

Posted on July 30, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

Our trusty reviewer Regarding is busy moving across the country and meanwhile, I have watched few things that have been worthy of noting, but here are a few things I can recommend/ish that I have watched in the last two … Continue reading →

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TIMBERLAKE SO BAD

Posted on July 19, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

I remember seeing several blind items on gossip site when he was shooting the Facebook movie about how everyone in the production was aware of his terribleness and he absolutely was not, he thought his comedicgifts were ample. And then … Continue reading →

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THE WINDMILL MOVIE

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

It sounds like a cinematic concept you wouldn’t care about, or a Pavement song: white guy born and bred in the idyll of the Hamptons resents his privilege. I mean, the burden of wealthy white male privilege is already the … Continue reading →

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POST FNL

Posted on July 10, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

Being one episode away from the absolute end of Friday Night Lights, I took to IMDB to see how everyone is moving on with their professional lives, check out how many shitty low-budge Hollywood torture porn franchises Aimee Teagarten has … Continue reading →

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CEDAR RAPIDS

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Jessica Hopper

Life is too precious for anyone to spend time visiting with this movie. That’s the short version. Yesterday we were standing there at the video store in new releases wondering about the hundreds of movies we missed, and missed the … Continue reading →

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