Being a huge subscriber to Yuself Islam’s previous incarnation, this knife is the first and fondest in my little collection. A 10″ Messermister Park Plaza that had survived almost six years of use, this knife was given to me by my sweetheart as a first-serious-birthday present. This knife is a no frills workhorse: it holds an egde and has a thin but super durable blade thats gone through countless celeriac.

The trend of using Japanese style knifes is pretty goddamn valid. And while this Santoku style blade is made by a one of the least hghly regarded blade crafters of Germany, Henckels, it has stood the test of time. The blade itself is hollow, and those little grooves are like speed holes that kick whatever your slicing away from the blade. Excellent for all purpose dicing, trimming melons, and detail work that you dont use a pairing knife for, this Target buy was a no brianer at $30.00 in 2004, and it still is.

A recent lust for breadbaking prompted me finally buckling and getting a serated blade. Just like the garlic press, lots of cooks have some strange chip on their shoulder about serrated knives. But like the nonsensical garlic press denial, the end fo the serrated doldrums is a happy thing. This one is part of the Wustof Cordon Bleu series: knives crafted form a single piece of steel. The recessed blade mades cutting board knuckle blisters a thing of the past and lets you cut bread like you wanna.

Though we rarely do so on the Internet, we have to explain the double entendre of the name ‘Hot Knives’ all the time (most recently to my boss). Obvious perhaps in its drug vehicle reference, it loosely derives from one unfortunate experience I had with an old roommate misusing my knives.

The first serious blade I was gifted came from a guy I worked the line with in a coffee-shop bistro. Doug was a 30-something ex-marine (with black forefingers from chain smoking in the brig and everything) and a one-time banker who hated his life until he went to culinary school. So it was a sweet gesture when Doug gave me a simple, wood-handle Japanese vegetable and fish knife. One morning, when I woke up to a particularly messy house-party aftermath I found it a charred and stuck in a tree. My roommate had used it to smoke hash, burning the blade into a gasoline-colored mess. Around this time Alex and I pledged to take better care of our cooking instruments. Since then, I’ve invested in a concise collection of cutters that I feel does the trick without going over board.

Think of the 10-inch as your inevitable ‘Holy shit, this squash is huge’ kinda knife, something that will cut through enormous things and stay sharp with some minor pamperin’. My 10-inch is a relatively bare bones Wustoff Grand Prix II. A straight shooter with a very negligible angle on it, this monster feels like you could carve a ham hock with it, but has the precision to slice garlic if you’re too lazy to reach for a different tool. The textured black plastic handle welcomes athletic chopping and hacking both. As my ‘driver,’ in golf terminology, I find myself puling it out for two reasons: items that demand a little dominating, or to impress guests.

Technically 26-centimeters, I’m pretty sure this roughly translates to 7 inches. It’s the classic Japanese-style sushi blade for slicing, dicing and mincing. So it makes sense that Alex and I both swear by these more manageable, all purpose steels. Consistently ranked in the top of the charts as far as knife geekiness and consumer reports-style testing, Global makes some of the best knives on the market. And this size is where they really shine. Stainless steel, including the dot-perforated handle for grippiness, this Santoku knife is easily the go-to in my kitchen. All purpose and easy to forget you’re holding.

There are dozens of knife sizes in between the 10 and the 3-inch, but I see them mostly as window dressing. Besides a serrated knife, which is essential if you’re baking at all, I really only use the above instruments. The only time I reach for something else is when I’m dealing with minutia, little tasks, like slicing exceptionally tiny garlic cloves or whittling out walnuts from their shell. That’s where the 8-centimeter Wustoff classic comes in handy. It’s the only knife in my collection with the standard, black coated handle with the 3-dot design. It’s hooked tip is great for wiggling free avocado flesh or burning through the smaller sized shallots. It’s also easy on the knife-skills challenged who prefer its appearance of safety.

To be continued…

“Bessie” is Alex’s Cast Iron skillet. With a 12″ diameter and weighing in around 8 pounds, this pan is probably the most structurally sound thing he owns. Bought with gift certificate money at Crate and Barrel (thanks Dad) the Lodge (the best brand) skillet has been involved in many HK recipes, and was the cooking surface that recently aided in our ascent to the pantheon of Grilled Cheese glory. It is ideal for all manner of scrambles, hashes, sauteed greens and fried egg dishes, if one is so inclined.

The blessing of Cast Iron is a life that could span multiple generations. These things could outlive their owners (Alex hopes his will) if you treat them with love and care. But just because the thing weighs as much a human head doesn’t mean it’s invincible. Follow these tips and you’re pan will live to see you making your grandkids’ pancakes. If you’re into that…
The thing to remember about a cast iron is that for it to really rule you must have a good seasoning; a term reffering to the non-stick glory of a good cast iron surface. Here’s some tips:
1. Seasoning the Iron is pretty easy. Barely cover the bottom of the pan with grapeseed or canola oil and bake for half an hour in your oven at 350 degrees.
2. After 30 minutes, turn off the oven and let the pan cool off. Wipe out excess oil with a paper towel.
3. Don’t ever soak the pan if it’s dirty: gently clean it with hot water and minimal soap. The soap can flavor the pan, the soaking will kill the seasoning.
4. Use gentler scrubbies, never use steel wool; it’ll ruin your seasoning.
5. After cleaning, dry with a clean towel and rub in a little oil (we use olive oil) to keep your battle axe greased.
6. Avoid cooking super acidic things like tomatoes or things braised in wine or vinegar as these can also spoil your seasoning. (As noted below, DO cook with lots of oil each time, your seasoning will not on its own form a non-stick surface.)
Happy searing, toasting, frying and sautéing!