'Fiber Walk With Me' Salad

Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks was all about the cherry pie and coffee. But we happen to think nothing goes better with a meal between hundred foot tall redwood trees than a salad that tastes like nature itself. This easy camping salad does the trick, just make sure you open the tent flap as shit can get a little, well, gaseous with all this healthy fiber.

Fiber Camping Salad
1 bunch radishes, sliced
2 whole carrots, sliced,
1 lbs. mixed bean sprouts, fresh
1 Tbs. nutritional yeast
1 Tbs. olive oil
1 Tbs. vinegar of choice
Sea salt and pepper to taste

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl and eat.

Beverage: Anderson Valley's Boont Amber Ale
Soundtrack: Type O Negative's October Rust