Pie Bitch Returns

I'd rather not reveal how long it took me to design these awesome graphics, but suffice it to say I am humiliated by my lack of finesse with Adobe, Macintosh and the Internet. It's a good thing, then, that the lord gave me so much talent for pie making. As you may have read in an earlier post, I have gone back and forth on this business of pies for almost two years. I was going to open up a pie bakery. Then I wasn't. And now... I am making a concerted effort to bring more pies to the Half & Half every day. This week, apple pie, pumpkin pie and our elusive banana cream pie will be available every day while supplies last. And I am taking thanksgiving pie orders as of...right...now!

If it doesn't go without saying, then I will tell you that our pies are hand-made with the finest ingredients. They are not vegan, but they contain neither lard nor vegetable shortening. I am only offering 3 varieties this year. In general I do take special orders any time, but for the week of Thanksgiving I will be limiting the selection to these 3 very special flavors. I cannot guarantee the availability of pie if you place your order after the 17th. My recipes and methods are well guarded secrets. That being said, if anyone needs baking advice for the holidays, I love to instruct.