The "other" Half & Half

Hard to belive, but true. There's at least one more unauthorized Half & Half cafe in the world. I had head rumors of this, but it wasn't until I stepped off the El at Damen Ave that I actually came face to face with the reality that we are not alone. Although I appreciate the Hitchcockiness of it all, I'm not sure whether I am playing Jimmy Stewart or Kim Novak in this scenereo. Had I just discovered our Midwestern doppelganger? Do I want to kill, or make love to it? Could its sandwiches be as unique and succulent? Do they sell coveted t-shirts and beer cozies? Do they have a blog on urbanhonker.com? My brain is swelling a little. They do get solid reviews on
Google Maps, though after some research I am somewhat assuaged that we won't be receiving any cease and desist postmarked from Chicago.