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Oh my freaking GOD!

Posted by: Liz at March 29, 2006 10:23 AM

Willow looks kind of sweaty herself (oh sorry, she's a girl, so I think I'm supposed to talk about a "healthy glow" or some such shit). Were you lifting weights with him or something? Spotting him on some massive free weight chest presses?

Something looks so wrong with his face.

Also, he always kind of reminds me of my former roommate Jacob Blumer, who is much cuter and cooler than Carrot Top but shares the same mop of curly red hair, so then I always feel bad and guilty towards Jacob, wherever he is now, for the association. SOLLY JACOB, FOR RILZ!!!

Posted by: freddy at March 29, 2006 10:36 AM

Oh, Gross...
is it just me or does his arm look out of place on his body? like the arm of a beefier man.

Posted by: Jessica at March 29, 2006 10:41 AM

It was raining out, so Willow might be a bit moist.

Posted by: Mikey at March 29, 2006 10:46 AM

GROSSSSSSSSSS!

Posted by: Jona at March 29, 2006 10:47 AM

I'm speechless.

Posted by: Heather at March 29, 2006 11:06 AM

i found willow to be specifically un-sweaty yesterday and in fact she smelled delightful (she borrowed my deodorant ).

mike and willow smelled like carrot top for hours. we thought about trying to get that specific scent analyzed.
it was powerful!

Posted by: Steve Schroeder at March 29, 2006 11:09 AM

Willow is the only thing in this picture that my eyes really want to rest on. When Carrot Top's LAS arrival was announced via billboards, you can be sure that all Nevadans issued a unanimous roar of distaste, fear, and confusion. I am glad that an entertainer can make a living (and bring tourist $) in our fair city, and I do not begrudge him residency, but I really wish he would just be at ease with his appearance and allow to happen what nature has intended. Because, clearly, nature did not intend for that to happen, and you, I, and everybody else all know this (I'm speaking to Carrot Top in this instance). I'm sure he is an all right dude (I mean, how can anyone who "smells of weed" be anything else but trustworthy) and working out is cool... but don't let it go too far. Don't let it go THIS far.

My requests of Carrot Top:
1. Less makeup
2. Less eyebrow plucking
3. If you enjoy having long hair, then please do let it tumble down, but not if you're only doing it to be a Las Vegas celebrity.

On second thought, who am I to critique the personal appearance of another human being. Carry on, you wild diamond.

Posted by: Rebecca at March 29, 2006 11:41 AM

I think that's some kind of crazy Carrot alien trying to pop out of his back shoulder blade there.

You show that oddball how to dial 1-800-ATT Willow!

Posted by: Real Girl at March 29, 2006 11:54 AM

Was he about to go on stage? that is so much makeup, but it would make sense if he was about to go on stage in vegas.

Posted by: Kevin at March 29, 2006 1:14 PM

Freddy, I feel your Jacob Blumer call. Totally.

I have to admit I am impressed that the CT is so ripped. He is actually ripping that shirt he is so buff.

Posted by: J_John at March 29, 2006 4:36 PM

So not Carrot Top. Anybody who's been to a wax museum in the past year knows that's the standard Carrot Top wax figurine.

Posted by: mat at March 29, 2006 5:27 PM

oh my god!!! is that a real arm?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!

?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!

ARM?!!?!?!?!
A??A?A?A?AA?A?A?A?A??A??AA?A???

Posted by: james at March 29, 2006 5:34 PM

You guys should have gotten more photos of his freaky face. Yes, the pre-plastic Carrot Top has harkened me back to Blumer many shameful times. I want facial surgery details on that guy. I'd go to his show ONLY to see that creepy face up close. Is it make-up only? I think it's make-up + surgery, but that's just me.

Posted by: Starr at March 31, 2006 4:47 PM

you all are losers! what the hell are you morons looking at that ugly girl in this picture when carrot top is right next to her? im not a fan of red heads but wait until you get up close to him, hes so hot!!!! and i was also one of those people who thought his commercials were extremely annoying up until i saw his show in vegas. BEST COMEDIAN OF THE YEAR!!! yeah he actually won that award. and he damn well deserved it. you really cant base his comedic abilities on some commercial he was paid to be in. and the major muscles errupting out of his bodies now a days might just be due to ignorant fools like you so youll shut up. you all are the ones that are ball lickers

Posted by: jenevieve at April 13, 2006 6:52 PM

Whoah, settle down tiger. It's all in good fun. I'm sure Mr. Top is a fine young man.

Posted by: Mikey at April 13, 2006 8:39 PM

Crazy! I just found this random blog and you guys are talking about my best friend from high school!

Jacob Blumer is in New York now. He finished at his Theater Arts degree at Yale a couple of years ago, then moved to the City. He's been pretty busy acting in shows on both coasts. You could probably find out what he's doing with a quick Google.

I never thought Jacob look like Carrot Top, but I guess he did have hair like that for a while.

Cool idea for a site.

Posted by: Cory C at June 22, 2006 4:13 PM

That girl is pretty. I wonder if she likes me. It looks like she DOES, but Carrot Top is also giving me "the eye" here, so it might be all in my head.

But probably it isn't.

Posted by: CaptainJapan at January 25, 2007 9:25 PM

To all you people who are putt ing Carrot top down..what's your real reason? Sure he is kinda crazy but that doesn't mean that he's a bad person, in fact I personally went to one of his shows and he was FANTASTIC. Plus he truly is a nice guy....My family and I went to see him last year and he noticed my brother sitting in the front row...Later we saw him at the Chicago concert at MGM and talked to him, he thanked us for coming to the show. Then the next day when we went to our room at the Luxor, he had sent us several items from his shop along with a note that thanked us once again, ever since then I have had the upmost respect for him...He really is a good guy.

Posted by: Megan at April 3, 2007 5:43 AM

To all you people who are putt ing Carrot top down..what's your real reason? Sure he is kinda crazy but that doesn't mean that he's a bad person, in fact I personally went to one of his shows and he was FANTASTIC. Plus he truly is a nice guy....My family and I went to see him last year and he noticed my brother sitting in the front row...Later we saw him at the Chicago concert at MGM and talked to him, he thanked us for coming to the show. Then the next day when we went to our room at the Luxor, he had sent us several items from his shop along with a note that thanked us once again, ever since then I have had the upmost respect for him...He really is a good guy.

Posted by: Megan at April 3, 2007 5:43 AM

To all you people who are putt ing Carrot top down..what's your real reason? Sure he is kinda crazy but that doesn't mean that he's a bad person, in fact I personally went to one of his shows and he was FANTASTIC. Plus he truly is a nice guy....My family and I went to see him last year and he noticed my brother sitting in the front row...Later we saw him at the Chicago concert at MGM and talked to him, he thanked us for coming to the show. Then the next day when we went to our room at the Luxor, he had sent us several items from his shop along with a note that thanked us once again, ever since then I have had the upmost respect for him...He really is a good guy.

Posted by: Megan at April 3, 2007 5:43 AM

Carrot Top gave me a kidney, AND I DIDN'T EVEN NEED ONE!

He's practically a god amongst men.

And I mean that literally.

Posted by: dalas v at April 3, 2007 12:39 PM

You people talking trash about CT are probably just jealous he's so famous and successful...maybe he does look a little different but he's got some very clever comedy...I am also super envious of the peak on his bicep-wish I knew what bicep exercises he did to get that.

Posted by: Scott at May 14, 2007 10:44 PM

All I can think about is how I really want CT's shirt for myself...

Posted by: Rakkon at June 11, 2007 8:03 PM

my ass looks better than his face and its covered with pus filled pimples...and I saw CT back when he had wickets for arms...he sucked then...he sucks now..girls if you think he is hot..then you must be butt fugly yourselves..cheers..

Posted by: john at June 30, 2007 9:05 PM

C-Top scares me!

Posted by: Emilie at July 10, 2007 4:50 PM

hes fine im a red head two but i am addopded you rock

Posted by: laura at July 26, 2007 2:56 AM

Steroids anyone?

Posted by: Flipper at August 12, 2007 7:17 PM

Steroids anyone?

Posted by: Flipper at August 12, 2007 7:17 PM

Steroids anyone?

Posted by: Flipper at August 12, 2007 7:17 PM

Steroids anyone?

Posted by: Flipper at August 12, 2007 7:17 PM

I don't want to be anywhere around when those steroidal, fake-ass muscles (eeeewwwwwwww, yuk) explode! Makes me queezy just to look at him! What ever posessed him do create that monster!!
I'll bet his mom cries at night! Good thing he has big $$$$$$$$$$$

Posted by: cAROLYN at August 20, 2007 9:30 PM

So carrot top may have had some bad face surgery! So what! I personaly think he looks fine. I have heard that is actually a really nice guy too. I myself love redheads, and now he's ripped and has a great body. Carrot top is what 40 years old? I might be 15 years his junior, but I'd bang him and his hot bod in a minute! I can't wait until I go to vegas next summer & see him! Everyone who says negative things about him is just jealous. He is a funny guy & he's not going anywhere anytime soon, so get over it!

Posted by: Ericka at August 30, 2007 10:55 AM

I THINK CARROT TOP IS A VERY SEXY AND FUNNY MAN .

Posted by: stacey at September 2, 2007 12:45 PM

I THINK CARROT TOP IS A VERY SEXY AND FUNNY MAN .

Posted by: stacey at September 2, 2007 12:48 PM

he does his own thing thats why he is sexy hes not afraid to be himself ive never had the honer of seeing one of his shows but i bet they are really good

Posted by: stacey at September 2, 2007 12:56 PM

he does his own thing thats why he is sexy hes not afraid to be himself ive never had the honer of seeing one of his shows but i bet they are really good

Posted by: stacey at September 2, 2007 12:56 PM

Carrot top rules -I couldn't care less about his bodybuilding or steroids or suegery -he is funny as hell and should have done several major motion pictures by now -any body who doesn't get it is a dumbfuck

Posted by: gregory erato at September 8, 2007 7:43 PM

Carrot top rules -I couldn't care less about his bodybuilding or steroids or suegery -he is funny as hell and should have done several major motion pictures by now -any body who doesn't get it is a dumbfuck

Posted by: gregory erato at September 8, 2007 7:43 PM

Carrot Top is probably the best show in Vegas these days. 115% effort and not priced too far out of reach. This guys totally rocks and if you can't figure out the humor, just keep reading the Bazooka Joe cartoons. Not your typical celebrity asshole, this guy is sincere and easy to like. Get past the looks and think about the creative genius you have here. Expand your minds you superficial bitches.

Posted by: joey at September 24, 2007 5:56 PM

He obviously wants to look like a woman with huge muscles... nothing wrong with that I guess. hmph. He's a hack.. a lame act that uses props to compensate for his lack of real comedic talent. He blowwwwwwwwws.

Posted by: I'm better than you at September 28, 2007 10:44 PM

He obviously wants to look like a woman with huge muscles... nothing wrong with that I guess. hmph. He's a hack.. a lame act that uses props to compensate for his lack of real comedic talent. He blowwwwwwwwws.

Posted by: paxton at September 28, 2007 10:46 PM

carrot top is so fucking sexy he makes me want to make out w/him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Marisa at December 17, 2007 11:33 AM

HOW DOES CRISS ANGEL HANG OUT WITH THIS GUY - MAN - REPTILE THINGY??

Posted by: karen at February 23, 2008 6:40 PM

Have you seen Carrot Top recently? Looks like he has had implants in his deltoids. They look unreal. Also looks like he may be taking steroids. If so, hopefully he will be smart enough to stop taking steroids before any damage is done.

Posted by: Thomas at March 28, 2008 9:02 AM