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Bullets
Fame is not of a patient persuasion. If the following sounds like an admission of immediate defeat, you're just reading it too literally. Remember: we know what we're doing.
I am ashamed to report that, at present, fame's flame is but a dull, smoldering ember, fanned only by my stagnate frustrations. With Jona galavanting throughout the glamourous mid-west, the LGF™ morning constitutionals have been invariably curbed, leaving me in with molasses-paced focus and motivation. Subsequently, the past week has been nearly a complete bust with regard to my personal proliferations—I am no more famous now than I was when I left you, and at this pace, stand to be no more famous in the foreseeable future. In an attempt to justify the we(e/a)k's endeavors, i offer you a brief list of things that i did that could, in some abstract way, contribute to my "image making" (in order of their potential notoriety-based significance):
• Scheduled a haircut to take place tomorrow at (or around) 5 pm.
• Published a music lead (an admittedly half-hearted feature) for my alma matter—the first since my self-imposed "hiatus."
• Hung out a couple of times with this guy, a man who I am told is of International Fame (READ: VERY FAMOUS!!!), and whose presence could only serve to elevate my own.
• Commissioned layout labors on the somewhat hushed "Pregnancy Series" (details soon), and the Slender Means Society/(((GRRRLS))) "web presence."
• Received word that a small college station has been inexplicably playing my record without any prompting—this bullet mainly included for its potential to motivate subsequent efforts.
• Completed and produced 2/3 of the first (((GRRRLS))) limited edition badge sets, with more to come.
Dismal. Simply dismal. Mike, where are you?!?!
The following is an open call: Do you or someone you know possess the status, clout, or faustian contract that will aid in this currently floundering conquest of self-promotion?
Comments
it is time. kelp wraps and cucumbers.
Posted by: zac at April 19, 2004 4:29 PM
Zac, I just got done watching Lindsey Lohan on the Dr. Phil show. Good Heavens! What a level headed young lady, and cute as a buxom to boot. I know now that they are called 'The Plastics'. Like that 'half-heaved' feature you wrote for your 'alma mater'. The Plastics. Anyways, I don't even have to tell you how fond I am of those buttons. I love undergarments like a fucking idiot.
Posted by: Jangly Manx at April 20, 2004 3:14 PM
dude, you get played on WCBN fm in ann arbor, michigan as well, courtesy of me.
Posted by: sarah at April 20, 2004 6:38 PM
That picture of Phil is totally cute and good. Zac, the key to our fame is definitely more famous. I've returned from the midwest and I'm ready to get famous again. LGF™ early morning meetings... here we come.
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