Archives
- 2008.03.13: Return to Hot Dog City: The Story of Hot Dog Bank
- 2008.03.03: The Krachie Papers, Part 1
- 2008.02.14: How To: Make Envious the Object of Your Unrequited Love
- 2007.02.14: Please Help Eater X's Mom.
- 2007.02.05: Excuse Me?
- 2006.11.27: Hypocrisy
- 2006.11.10: The Whaler Reviews a Restaurant
- 2006.10.15: The Krystal Squareoff: Jackson, MS
- 2006.10.09: A Plaintive Whale, er, Wail from Eater X
- 2006.10.03: A Play
- 2006.08.09: The Seven Days of Creation
- 2006.06.29: Eater X on Hot Dog City: A Wonderful Place to Live
- 2006.06.21: And in the Thirteenth Hour the Rising Sun Shall Set?
- 2006.06.05: Another Allegory?
- 2006.06.01: White Castle Is People!
- 2006.05.24: Scattershot Questions and Answers with Eater X
- 2006.05.18: An Allegory
- 2006.05.12: You're Invited...
- 2006.05.09: The Revenge of Eater X
- 2006.04.28: "A Moment of SILENCE! Please."
- 2006.04.24: Anger Management
- 2006.04.14: Paging Billy Mays
- 2006.04.10: Eater X Eats at Adams College, Home of the Adams Atoms
- 2006.04.04: Eye for an Eye: An Ode to Hammurabi
- 2006.03.15: "Do not contact the contest venue for any reason."
- 2006.03.10: Love Letter to a Mermaid
- 2006.03.03: Five Days of Fun Facts, Part 5
- 2006.03.02: Five Days of Fun Facts, Part 4
- 2006.03.01: Five Days of Fun Facts, Part 3
- 2006.02.28: Five Days of Fun Facts, Part 2
- 2006.02.27: Five Days of Fun Facts, Part 1
- 2006.02.21: "He is answering a question from a half hour ago!"
- 2006.02.13: Eater X and The $4,000 Mistake
- 2006.02.09: Eater X, "Papa," And Late Night Television's Crap-Hawking Kevin Trudeau
- 2006.02.02: Grilled Cheese Can Go Fuck Itself!
- 2006.01.30: A Delusional Eater X Fires a Shot Across the Bow of Competitive Eating, And Then He Provides You With a Study Guide
- 2006.01.23: Dear Self,
- 2006.01.17: A Pep Talk for The Barrick Burger, Whose Pride Has Been Wounded, and A Fiery Response to Those Who've Dissed It
- 2006.01.13: The Whaler Channels Jimmy "The Greek"
- 2006.01.10: Advice From a Famous Opium Dealer
- 2006.01.03: A Bo Bice Week
- 2005.12.28: Into The Whaler's crystal ball. Again.
- 2005.12.20: Bah!
- 2005.12.15: Eater X shares a dream
- 2005.12.09: Into The Whaler's crystal ball
- 2005.12.06: My other brother Larry Darrell?
- 2005.12.01: She's holding Big Bird hostage!
- 2005.11.28: A drunken Whaler rambles on
- 2005.11.22: "And thus the heart will break yet brokenly live on."
- 2005.11.20: Chattanooga in the rearview mirror
- 2005.11.17: "Is Chattanooga by the sea?"
- 2005.11.15: "Okay, so, like, what's going on here?"