How To: Make Envious the Object of Your Unrequited Love
From February 14, 2008
From: timjanus@yahoo.com
To: sallybutterworthtaylor@hotmail.com
Subject: Valentine's Day
Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:29:13 +0000
I don't know if you were planning on doing anything special for me for Valentine's Day, but I want you to know that my mom and my dad and my grandma have already asked me to be their Valentine.
And I've accepted.
I'm sorry.
<< | Posted on February 14, 2008 at 9:11 AM | >>
looks like the time to start dancing again is now...look at me I'm a dancing fool
Posted by dancing fool @ February 21, 2008 9:29 AM
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I don’t care about that troublesome Kumar Manoj anymore. I’ve got bigger fish to fry (actually today we are having Nan and Ham sandwiches). I don’t know how he got into the conference room, but there is an old guy named Mr. Dooley. He is currently tied up with a giant red ribbon in a soggy cardboard heartshaped box. We didn’t tie him up, he just won’t unwrap himself. He just appeared on Feb 14th and believe you me, we need the conference room (for the Tikoo Account Meeting). He has offered only two things to us (in response to our, “How did you get here and why inquiry). He has given us two pieces of paper. One is his resume which lists that most currently he was the leader of a village of Braziallian pygmies. Prior to that, circa 1996 he was the janitor at Atlantic City High School. Under special talents he lists the Tuba and bird watching. The second piece of paper was a scrawled note (written by crayon on cardboard) that simply says, “You tell that doofus Chiniski that of course the school wasn’t torn down. It was blown up on 2006 New Year’s Eve in the Shrimper time travel breakout attempt. And the school was there in 2006 despite being blown up in 1996 due to the ten year flux capacitor that those time travel nerds invented. Hells, I don’t understand it neither, but if you have to, go watch “Donnie Darko” and that splains it all. Also that crazy Shrimper is not too good with geography and that wise he always blathering on bout da Island of Atlantic City. Last I heard Shrimper was in Cuba dropping off Castro Intestinal who said he was gonna go undercover and get Fidel to step down. All Castro Intestinal care about is starting his own hurry eatin’ organization. All them folk is mad crazy and I’m glad to be off the boat. The guy with missing forearm was nice.”
As Vice President I have to make a decision to either commit Dr. Dooley to the proper mental care facility or possibly hire him (he has a very strong resume). I will let you know. Off to a meeting.
Posted by VEEP FROM LAKSHADWEEP @ February 21, 2008 9:28 AM