Author Archives: Julianne

expert neologisms

What would it be like to be a Miami Dolphins halftime show, to be a beautiful loser, to be a New England Rose? These are things Barr and I discussed last night on our two-hour coast-to-coast phone power convo. He … Continue reading

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how do you start something? you start it.

OK: how can I not take a dance class from a man whose philosophy is DEWBEE: Do Everything With Bold Energy? You don’t have to answer that. There is so much potential there, and a guarantee: I will learn hot … Continue reading

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APT IN PARK SLOPE

If anyone wants to take over a HUGE 2-bedroom apt in park slope aug 15 or sept 1, 2 blcks from subway, 1 bl. from prospect park, $1800/mo, email julianneshepherd@yahoo.com. we are moving out and our landlord and neighbors are … Continue reading

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i’m not a man but i’m in command hot damn i got an all girl band. and

ebenezer. still in germany. still emailing. AND AS OF TONIGHT! every thursday, he is hosting a new world up-related Afrobeat house night: Tesao, a Movida, 28 7th ave south, w/ DJ Sid L’Vaga and DJ Sabo and Nappy G. while … Continue reading

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MARISA & JULIANNE FRIENDSHIP TOUR 2005

BROOKLYN, NY—Hold on to your hate, because the hottest friendship of the summer is about to hit your blogscreen… and it’s going on tour! Everyone’s been talking about two South Brooklyn authors, Marisa M. and Julianne S. They’ve been spotted … Continue reading

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here is my fire

MOBILE TIME: New York Civil Liberties Union rally against Pataki’s potential veto against emergency contraception, Thurs Aug 4, 5 pm, Third ave bt 40/41 in front of dude’s office. I mean, really, FILE UNDER WHAT THE Fing CRAP: In a … Continue reading

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manic town pop. me

The unsteady ramp from “’80s nuclear paranoia” to “Clintonian ‘new covenant’” is totally my shit right now. It is my shit in song form. It is my shit in real time. It is so my shit, in fact, that I … Continue reading

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give becky smith a job alert

OMFG, if you are in the ST LOUIS MO area, please give Becky Smith, superstar of the next issue of Hit it Or Quit It, a job. She is funny and skeptical, but not necessarily cynical, and can write like … Continue reading

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debt

Or–may we defer to Joan on this one?: “Quite simply, I was in love with New York. I do not mean ‘love’ in any colloquial way, I mean that I was in love with the city, the way you love … Continue reading

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finally, someone understands

Ezra (no, the other Ezra… not EZRA ACE CARAEFF, he the man of first New York, then Portland… but EZRA SELOVE, he the man of first New York, then Portland, then New York, or New Jersey, I cannot figure) Ezra … Continue reading

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