Author Archives: Julianne

This is the best example of Sarah Palin’s A. idiocy and B. apparent inability to pick up a newspaper regarding the war in the Middle East to learn the definition of “Bush Doctrine” C. hyperactive snaky defensiveness that is snippy … Continue reading →

While I was in Portland, my roommate Mo bought a tube of bright orange lipstick and entered this Sarah Palin lookalike contest at some corny bar. Mo is probably the most proselytizing Obama fan that I know; she is also … Continue reading →

Get the facts straight! LOL Addendum: this is referring to an article I vaguely recall writing eight years ago. I have no idea what it said (when the WW’s weird publisher mentioned this article to me at a party a … Continue reading →

Say what you want about Diddy, but the man has emerged from the chrysalis that was his 2-3-year-long corny phase with a fierceness. This year, he turned Danity Kane kind of cool (i know), made a great Trumpish reality show … Continue reading →

So. Bush and Cheney cancel their RNC speeches because of Hurricane Gustav. McCain talks post-partisanship in relation to the imminent disaster. It’s only respectful that they cancel / postpone / tone down the RNC, but I hate these hell-harbingers’ guts … Continue reading →

I feel really bad for blaspheming la Whitney like that. That is why we now have to watch this [retardedly unembeddable, f you record label] amazing video. I remember wanting to look like her SO BAD. She had the best … Continue reading →

I really hate to disrespect Whitney like this–her first album, and the “Wanna Dance With Somebody” video, shaped me irrevocably-but her lyrics scroll through my mind every time I see a photo of Sarah Palin. I want one moment in … Continue reading →

Young Jeezy’s new album is brilliant. People attack him for rapping about crack? “OK, I will write an album about crack that tells you WHY I HAVE TO SELL IT. Hood economics. AND I WILL NAME IT “THE RECESSION.” Don’t … Continue reading →

First things first: Wasn’t the DNC stupendous? Michelle, Hills, Bills, Biden and of course Obama, who gave the speech I never in my lifetime thought I would witness. It felt like watching the hallowed moments of the Kennedys, of Martin … Continue reading →