Author Archives: Julianne

Today I got to hang out w/ Nathan and Beth, pals from back in the portland, the former of whom used to dj crazy danceparties circa 2003 “too crunk to fuck” so sez N–the latter of whom used to get … Continue reading →

The Honorable Ms. Cristina Veran on tonight’s FREESTYLE CONCERT!?! at MSG…: “the Latino music boom that pre- dated America livin’ la vida loca to da riddims of reggaetón,” word to Lisa Lisa y Gerardo alike. If what they’re saying is … Continue reading →

“The titles on [Neil Young’s new] album include “Let’s Impeach the President,” which features Mr. Bush’s voice overlaid above a 100-voice choir singing, “Flip flop.” ITALICS MINE! Related: SWEET, SWEET MUSIC

Pooooortlaaaandia! I am wearing my Bonzi Wells “6” Blazers t-shirt today and thinking of you! (for old time’s sake, here’s a link to my “RHYMING POEM” when Le Bonz got Le Trade, generously guestposted by Chauncey Billups. Those were the … Continue reading →

back in portland i always thought about taking a boxing class with katie, even though her boxing teacher sexually harrassed her and totally like, put his hand down the back of her tank top while spotting her w/crunches or something … Continue reading →

wam photos courtesy anh dao kolbe feminism in mainstream media: what gives? Oh! Ha ha! [PITHY COMMENT] l-r salon.com’s rebecca traister, yrs truly, marisa meltzer, kara jesella farai chideya gives melting pot vs. gumbo multi-pronged strategy keynote speech caryl rivers … Continue reading →

The Center for New Words’ Women, Action and Media conference, where I panelized this weekend with author Marisa Meltzer and Salon’s Rebecca Traister, was inspiring beyond my expectations. I’ll post my full notes/thoughts later tonight–still kinda janked from the Dramamine, … Continue reading →

Here in y’old Viacom Towneship, I thought the only people who knew my inside work line were Marisa, Jessica and Joey. But sometimes the little red light on my phone glows red, even though i have only been here two … Continue reading →

Jessica and I spent the entire month of November ’05 investigative-journalisming the alleged exploitation of workers/women at Suicide Girls dot com–interviewing models, lawyers, professors, owners, defendants; racking up BANUTZ phone bills and alienating practically everyone else in our lives because … Continue reading →

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