Author Archives: Julianne

MEMO TO SENATOR CLINTON

STOP FUCKING WIT OUR JUVIE. PS read HumanityCritic’s “Idiot’s Guide to Dealing with Three Barack Obama Smears” – it’s very funny tender real etc: “America, in terms of racism in this country, is like that guy who drinks excessively every … Continue reading

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MAMARAMA

I have seen the “Lipgloss” video and trust when I say it’s “poppin.” Goes to BET next week, if it doesn’t make it I’m never watching 106 & Park again (except when JD “Bodie” Williams is hosting, ahem). She’s the … Continue reading

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okokok

sasha is right analucia couldn’t act her way out of an egg carton plus her drunk driving was a bad influence on the show’s many young viewers worldwide. i think when eko is resurrected, he should be played by ghostface … Continue reading

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Hurley Reyes

It may just be a coincidence, but since LOST started killing off the island’s people of color (eko, analucia – rose and michael are absent enough they might as well be dead) it has gotten way less interesting (eko and … Continue reading

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NETWORKING WITH THE NEW YORK CITY WEB MEDIA ELITE

Idolator kick-off party high points: “My Boo” came up on the iPod. Overheard 42 different conversations wherein The New Yorker was invoked ceremoniously. I wasn’t even officially invited – I went as Chris Ryan’s plus one. Perhaps I should become … Continue reading

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knives + white rappers

Before we entered the finale party for the “white rapper show,” T told me, “Last time I was at this club I saw a guy carrying two long knives get kicked out.” It would be a prophetic statement: alphamaleness was … Continue reading

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thursday nite tv advice

minor Grey’s Anatomy spoiler alert I would like for the writers of Grey’s Anatomy to work on a script while they are sober. You know Shonda Rimes (creator) isn’t writing these Days-of-our-Lives-exorcisms (’90s reference), because she’s too busy creating the … Continue reading

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anxiety-addled, yet still cute

I have made three entries on VIBE Confidential lately since our normal VC blogger-lady is out of town. None of them are all that confidential, but I tried to put some of my regular electric flavor in there for you … Continue reading

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best 8 ball and MJG interview ever

For her first entry, Shauna B. spent 36 hours with 8Ball and MJG and got this. Two words: Blog. Roll.

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the only ways I will be excited about the reunion of the police

1. if Sting is joined by R. Kelly on “Roxanne” 2. if all their visuals are directed by the person who makes Sting’s “crystal fantasy” genre of videos

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