Author Archives: Julianne

We bridged the night and the dawn light with the sounds of our voices. “Working through some things.” Smoking the occasional ill-advised Camel to move the process along from an itty bitty hustle into a dull roar. Like a crash. … Continue reading →

The Block Party, annual of course but more fun than years past, didn’t really pop off until Mister Frazier, mayor of said block and my super to boot, tucked in his shirt to reveal an LCD beltbuckle which read: MISTER … Continue reading →

This New York Times Real Estate Magalog piece on town-level immigration politics is dying for a theatrical treatment. For the purpose of this exercise, I have reinterpreted one of the article’s more important monologues in song form: ACT ONE Arrangement: … Continue reading →

the man who plays the “smash” in real life: so smart, a net-nerdy writer-actor obama-supporter: CAN U REALLY FEEL HIM. (Friday Night LIGHTS!!! SEASON TWO starts in OCTOBER)

Pandora’s Box, in the true Greek sense: Michael Jackson in a car, backseat-freaking Brett Ratner to R Kelly. Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce.

It’s 3 am, and I woke up in a half-lucid terror-dream, with the idea that by web 2.1, every music website will have transformed to some ugly variation of InTouch Weekly plus Myspace, and I will be working the pole … Continue reading →

briefly. we are banning the word / concept of “melisma,” now. that shit hasn’t been relevant since before mary met kendu. seriously. let’s retire it. Better yet: Day after Tomorrow fan fiction. It exists. Speaking of nerds, you can now … Continue reading →

DJ Paz aka Matt Paz read my crazy old post linking Sarah Jessica Parker and the fall of Jane magazine and put some sense into it, via email: The root of the problem is this, I think: In the “trad … Continue reading →

This is the most excited I’ve been about something in a very hot minute. Jeff Chang wrote the piece. Plus I got to interview our old friend Gaius Charles. Love what you do, boo-boo. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS!