Author Archives: Julianne

I have been driven to the ass-edge of loco by the amount of dance classes I’ve attended in the past two months wherein the teachers (or students) insist we perform our routine to Mary J. Blige’s “Just Fine.” The song … Continue reading →

The dream had something to do with trustfalls. I was forcibly strapped together for a skydive with someone who also didn’t know wtf was up with the parachute, yet I was entrusted to pull the cable cause the jump-partner was … Continue reading →

Extremely tired of: 1. Feminists, particularly upper-middle-class white second waver feminists in the media and academic elite, who accuse the women who don’t for H-Rod on principle as a betrayal of feminism. Pardon my francais, but you all need to … Continue reading →

I’ve been thinking about Teddy Riley about… my whole life, but also lately since I found out he is basically broke and auctioning shit off like he’s Gary Coleman’s autographed Dockers on eBay. (Regular readers of crunktastical.blogspot.com will understand the … Continue reading →

Excellent, inspiring piece in the Times on Future First Lady Michelle Obama. AKA my new feminist role model. The author totally daughters H-Rod, setting Michelle up as the better Bill to a better candidate. And she even managed to write … Continue reading →

WE ARE DOING THIS!

My video interview with Teyana Taylor (and her mom, Nikki), on the set of the “Google Me” video shoot is up now.

I finally checked in the warranty and got a replacement iPod for the one that was doused in water – this time silver, because I have come to the conclusion that Apple black plastic doesn’t look as hot in presence … Continue reading →

on set at teyana taylor video shoot today – she had five teen dancer boys all wearing holographic metallic leggings and sgt pepper’s jackets, voguing down the runway, wave-hands and all – teyana wore a red cut off shirt, gigantic … Continue reading →

Above all else, I encourage everyone to vote tomorrow. I will be holding it down at a Brooklyn Public School down the way, casting my vote for President Barack Obama. Repping my state like the triumphant Giants. They said it … Continue reading →