if you are not a total douchebag

FROM March 20, 2005

live in Portland, OR or Vancouver, WA, and have an open room, my dear friend Nate is looking for you. And you are definitely looking for him: he is clean, stays hydrated, rides bikes and plays bass in the only performative, drum-machined, party-black-metal band you'll ever want in your basement. email nate@groadies.com! he is O.G. Dance Club! you will love him!