bananas for protein
FROM November 24, 2004
I will now make a case for the unfairly vilified full Tofurkey feast: product of Oregon (of course), offered in the freezer section of your local vegetarian foodstore around this time of year. I love it for its visual element: tasty globe of stuffed fake meat that comes wrapped in a plastic bag. It is like eating pretend food; like we are playing grown-ups, and it is our holiday-meal fantasy. The mock wishbone looks like two snausages pressed together with an iron. But it tastes like jerky.
If you're a coffee snob like me: might I recommend the Hairbender? After friends, Stumptown is the main thing I miss about Portland. (I also mourn my cheapass rent.)
<< | Posted on November 24, 2004 at 10:37 PM | >>
"Ordering Stumptown Coffee over the Internet is fun and easy!"
Do you actually do this? Very legit.
The line at the Belmont Stumpy this morning (t-day) was all the way back to the bathroom. But we waited patiently. For what else could we do. We must have our stumpy.
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i miss the latent racism. that's why i moved to chicago, for its overtness.
yay for whitey!
deadpan. that's my middle name.
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