carnival of the grotesque

FROM April 28, 2004

Not to get all USA TODAY on yr asses, but this is freaking me out:
does anyone else find it slightly Jolie-familia that Britney WISHED HER BROTHER "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" WEARING A GARTER BELT AND A BUSTIER?
AND: Liv Tyler's father admits in the latest Rolling Stone that he is PHYSICALLY ATTRACTED TO HER.
Three pages later, Usher Raymond's (AKA "Cha-Cha") rather amazing OCD self offers up the juice about P.Diddy's housekeeping habits, AND THE FACT THAT HE PROPOSED TO CHILLI MID-SEX.

I am passing out from creep-out.