Ultimatums

FROM March 23, 2004

If you love me, you are going with me to see one of my favorite singers of all time, Angie Stone, in Seattle on May 13, which I might add is right around the time of my birthday. Also around the time of my birthday, and an acceptable expression of love and friendship, is your accompaniment to the Ellen Allien show on May 28 at Holocene.

Spring is here, and I feel feral and unpredictable. If you do not agree to the above, neither of us know what I am capable of doing.

And, in one of the great tragidramas of our time: the Portland kick-off of the AMAZING Quannum tour is the EXACT SAME DAY as the Cold Crush show.