"I KISSED A GIRL"
For some reason the Chicago Sun-Times wanted to interview me about Katy Perry, who will never be in The FADER, or even NEAR the FADER with a 29-foot pole. I end up sounding like a curmudgeon and repeat the word "vaguely" twice. READ IT NOW
I'm with you. Every time I hear it, I think about these girls at a party in Santa Cruz who totally frockblocked me by making out with each other in front of the guy who'd been putting the well-received moves on me. Damn them.