A LITTLE THING CALLED... NEW JACK CITY

I've been thinking about Teddy Riley about... my whole life, but also lately since I found out he is basically broke and auctioning shit off like he's Gary Coleman's autographed Dockers on eBay. (Regular readers of crunktastical.blogspot.com will understand the preceding sentence in its entirety.) I'm like... can boo get a little of that Guy cake? Like where did the royalties go? I think this calls for a... NEW JACK SWING revival. (I'll just pretend I already haven't been trumpeting that since I graduated from middle school.)

Happy V-Day -