POP ROCKS

1. Fresh is the funniest of all of the bloggers:

According to radio personality Miss Jones, Fantasia has issued a sing off challenge to Keyshia Cole. If this was to ever go down you know what the crowd would be in store for: screaming, hollering, sweaty snatches, Neffe firing off her 40 cal., raw emotion, and ghetto yodeling.

NEFFE! The best reality show character. (Can you call a person on a reality show a character? I don't know the proper name for it.)

2. How typical is it that I have a crush on my super-hot dance teacher, even though he is clearly from the west coast cause he totally puts in all these capital-B, b-boy moves (today we were even doing roller-disco throwback to Mary J. Blige. You do you, shortstop). Everytime he makes us do the "Raising Hell" pose at the end of a phrase, I picture myself in his toned and sweaty, Nike master-trained arms. Sidebar: "I Feel Fine" - currently making MAJOR rounds on the dance-class circuit.

3. Cashmere Mafia. You hate, but I will have a dissertation on this show by the end of the week, and not because the writers strike has desensitized me. Barring the pilot (which admittedly blew) - in certain ways it addresses the issues NYC career women / power players go through - women in the workplace, trying to have lives outside it but not getting very far. Yeah, it's no Murphy Brown, but this ain't the '90s.