YAZZIR!

Hilarity! Perhaps there really is a baby Jesus only he is more like the tooth fairy and at christmastime, he grants all your greatest schadenfreudinal tabloid-culture wishes! I LOVE YOU WISH-GRANTING JESUS-GENIE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE MISCHA IS SUCH A SNOBBY PRISSY VOGUE IT-GIRL AND NOW THE TRUTH IS REVEALED - SHE IS NOT AS BORING AS SHE ACTS! IRREDEEMABLE SOCIALITE BITCHES STAY GETTING BUSTED! TRU LIFE!