HERE COMES THE KISS OFF

If you have not yet sat down and read the Jezebel column "Crap Email from a Dude" in its entirety DO IT NOW. This one's the best - both cause of the astute and highly relatable statement "Summertime brings with it two things: weddings, and bad decisions," and the text from John Doe - classic material.
Also, whoever came up with the term "emosogyny" (and applied it to the Zach Braff breed of boy-faker) is a total genius.

More later - goin to see Aventura at Madison Square Garden. Jon put me on to them via "Un Beso" - which is not so much the bachata as the romance, I think. And the fact that I can practice my semi-rusty rumba. Also, the singer's cute. Such simple pleasures.